Your mother-in-law so freakin old she’s got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
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Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain’t enough.
Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Your mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Your mamma’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
Your mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.