(Scene – Ajit get s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta Jab pulice yehaan aayegi
(Scene – Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling s typing.) AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon boss AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
(Scene – Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !) Robert: Boss ab kya hoga AJIT: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se p
(Scene – Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.) Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do. Robert: Par sui kyon, boss! AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua
(For advanced learners… and teachers ) Early one morning, one of the gods was galloping around Mount Olympus. Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, ‘I’m Thor!’ His stallion looked back at him and reminded him, ‘That’th becauthe y