(Scene – Ajit get s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta Jab pulice yehaan aayegi
(Scene – Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling s typing.) AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon boss AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
(Scene – Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !) Robert: Boss ab kya hoga AJIT: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se p
(Scene – Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.) Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do. Robert: Par sui kyon, boss! AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua
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