Why did Santa sleep with a scale Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Why Did English Teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa Asked Her: Y Is Bra Is Singular When It Cover 2 & Panties Plural When It Cover Only One?
Why can’t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone..
Wht is the limit of foolishness Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here.
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model. Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down. Banta Asked why the Small one was There. Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. 🙂
While walking in da highlandz Santa fell down a bottomless hole. Banta: Santa u ok? Santa: I am ok Banta: Did any thing broke? Santa: No, dere’s nothing down here
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS