Why can’t you accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Spread you legs And give me an hour
NEWSFLASH…scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!
Kya tum abhi mujhe apni photo fax kar sakte ho…….its very very urgent…and very very important. Actully, hum Cards khel rahe the and we have misplaced JOKER.
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
In today’s world, small cars or small PCs hona cool mana jata hai. Jaldi hi aisa waqt aayega jab chhota land hona bhi cool mana jayega. Mere dost, Then you will be THE MEN.
Cool,Charmimg, Sweet, Innocent, Good Looking,Cheerful, Glamorous, spontaneous, Perfect, nice friends, Lucky, Good Personality, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says ‘jesus u have big feet ‘ann replys ‘u should see our fannys theyre huge!