Rajinikanth Jokes Archives - Page 3 of 38

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.

When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,.. he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask ‘Who is that guy in robe?’

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.

WHEN HE VISITS SALOON HE CUTS D HAIR OF BARBER

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