Husband: ‘When Im gone youll never find another man like me.’ Wife replied: ‘What makes you think Id want another man like you!’
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Pati Patni (Husband Wife) Jokes •
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Husband: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, Aankhon mein bas jau, Tumhari baho mein jhul jau… Wife: Dev Anand hi rahoge Ya Kabhi Emraan Hashmi bhi Banoge
Husband: raat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi Husband: Apni shadi ki.
Husband Gusse Se: Aaj Tum ne kesa khana banaya hai bilkul gobar jesa Wife: Mere Khudaya, is aadmi ne kya kya chaka howa hai.
Husband came from church, lifted his wife up & carried her around. Wife: Did priest tel u 2 b romantic. Husband: No he told me 2 carry my own sorrows..
Husband desire 3 qualities in wives: economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But infact they get: artist in kitchen , devil in home & economist in bed.
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
Ek Insaan Ko Kya ChahiyeEk Patni Jo Pyar DeEk Patni Jo Acchha Khana BanayeEk Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali HoaurTeeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!
Difference between GF & Wife GF-Beauty, Wf-DutyGF-Pension, Wf- Tension,GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat FutiGF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake