Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Wife hinting husband for a new car says : ‘Dear buy me something that goes 0 to 100 in 4 seconds’ .. Husband gifted her a weighing scale..
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho. KHUSH RAHO
Wife : Why are U so lazy Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Wife : Tumhara DosT Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He, Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi Husband : Q Roku Sale Ko Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya
Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing… U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour … Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
WIFE : Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai Ke Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota HUSBAND : Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.!
Wife : Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho Husband : Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho Wife : Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu Husband : Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu
Why love marriage is better dan Arranged Bcoz a ‘KNOWN DEVIL’ is better dan an ‘UNKNOWN GHOST’.
When a wife was asked – What book do you like the best She answers – My husband’s cheque book.