Wife to Husband : You spent 6 nights creating a 45 minute Powerpoint to explain Why You Dont have 5 minutes to Clean out the Litter Box.?
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Wife to Husband :
Wife saw sign board Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Coton sari 5/- Wife:Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy Hsbnd:Andhi,ye istri ki dukan hai.
Wife Pati ko maar rahi thi-Padosi- Kyu maar rahi ho?Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jisse sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai..
Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’Wife: ‘Yes or no.’
Why is Hillary upset? Because she may have been the FIRST LADY, but she won’t be the LAST!
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!