How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible! What sister?
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
21st century’s child……. Son was crying so his dad came and asked ‘ Y r u crying?? Beta…..bol do…. I m ur frnd naaaa…..’ Son Said ‘ Kuchh nahi yaar…….’Horlics’ thoda jyada mang liye……To teri ‘ITEM’ ne Kaaan k niche Baja Dala…….’