Why did the chicken cross the road???? to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!……nevermind
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Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
Where do horse live? In neigh-borhoods!
What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.
What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework? You can,t tell me off for something i didn’t do!
What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the pencil say to other pencil? You are looking sharp
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? The dentist is taking me out today!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? tuba. tuba who? tuba toothpaste.