Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
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NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan…50,000 dead…U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki’s!!!
My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
Men like toilets Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantlt full of shit!
Mary’s Duck mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck
Mary’s Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black and crispy.
Mary’s bush Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Mary’s bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt
Mary Stinks Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!