Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
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NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan…50,000 dead…U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki’s!!!
My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
Men like toilets Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantlt full of shit!
Mary’s Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black and crispy.
Mary’s Duck mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck
Mary’s bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt
Mary’s bush Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Mary Stinks Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!