Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
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Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.
Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.
Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.