Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video – everybody goes home happy.
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Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
Your mother-in-law so freakin old she’s got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain’t enough.
Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Your mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Your mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!