you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
‘Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.’ Fat girl Doctor: ‘Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new […]
A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, ‘Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?’ The obese lady replies, ‘Why? What’s wrong?’ ‘We’ll you see,’ says the lifeguard, ‘It’s getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!’