You r the Accent of my life, Alto of my dreamz, Ikon of my eyes , Zen of my thoughts, Indica of my joy, Lancer of my heart can anyone clear the traffic jam plz
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Y do people prefer football over cricket A: They rather watch Brazil win n see females go topless than see india win n see Ganguly takng out his shirt!
Why did the old Mallu go to co-ledge. He went to co-ledge to get some no-ledge!
Which english word would u suggest 4 this situatuion ‘a takli ladki who is sitting in a auto’ . . . . . Automatically (auto main takli)
When I was born SHAITAN said ‘OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL ON EARTH.’ When U were born SHAITAN said, ‘OH SHIT, COMPETITION.’
When I call you, 1 ring means i’m thinkin of you, 2 rings means i like you, 3 rings means i’m missing you, 4 rings means i need you, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
When evry1 cares 4 u, whn evry 1 thinks abt u, whn evry 1 looks at u, then go & sit a corner, close ur eyes & think.. … SALA CHAKKAR KYA HAI
What would u call a Girl who never laughs…. . . . . . . . . . . – HASINA !
what will a man say after going to shit but still not satisfied Juda hoke bhi…. TU mujh mei kahi baaki hai !!!
What is the best outcome of the marriage between Salman Khan and Mallika Sherawat… Think….. Think….. Well…. There won’t be any Laundry Bills….!