Chintoo: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..? Mintoo: Expiry Date Dhundh Raha Hu.
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Chintoo: What are the fastest ways of communication ? Mintoo: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Chintoo: What is the difference between ‘complete and finish’? Mintoo: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
Chintoo: Why do Farts stink? Mintoo: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
Chintoo-Oye!what R U doing? Mintoo-Recording this babys voice. Chintoo-Why? Mintoo- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalaate Chalaate Lady Ko Maar Dee Lady: Break Nahi Maar Sakta Thaa Kya? Chintoo : ‘Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Dee…..’
Chintoo to girl at a dance party: ‘Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?’ Girl reply: ‘Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.’ Chintoo: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Chintoo! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter! At the 25th flr: He’s unmarried! At the 10th: He’s Mintoo not Chintoo.
Chintoo ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha ‘COMING SOON’
Chintoo- mere pas roket hai, sursuri hai,chakri hai,murga bom hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Mintoo- mere pas MAA… . . . . CHIS Hai Happy diwali