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in IIT exam… Chintoo got 1 question.. proove: sin x = 6n Chintoo cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.. then six = 6 and wrote ‘kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka’
Friend: My wife died yesterday. I`m trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do? Chintoo: No Problem. Just imagine she came back
ek din Chintoo ki gf ne Chintoo ko call kar ke kahaan ki aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hein …..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chintoo bola:koi nahi mere ghar pe sab log hein ….ghar aaja ..tera mann lag jayega…!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chintoo’s Wife: don’t put the mobile on charging at night, it will blast! Chintoo: just shut up! and sleep, I have already taken out the battery
Chintoo-Why do doctors cover their faces during an operation?……………. Because if a mistake happens, nobody would know who did it.
Chintoo-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Chintoo-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Chintoo: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Mintoo: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Chintoo: The people next door must be poor. Jeeto: Why do you say that? Chintoo: Bcoz they made such a fuss when d baby swallowed a 10 paisa coin.
Chintoo: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..? Mintoo: Expiry Date Dhundh Raha Hu.