What kind of detective is Chintoo?` `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. Chintoo took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.
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What do u do if Chintoo throws a grenade at u?????? Ans) Simple….pull the pin and throw it back…
Teacher: woh kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai? Chintoo after a deep thought… ? ……? ? ? ? !!~ Air Hostess ~ :))
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773. Chintoo: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.
Santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: May I go to the bathroom? Santa: But I asked first!
Rich Chintoo: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai, POOR Mintoo- Mere pas Beta hai, . . . ……. . Jiski GF teri beti Hai..!!
Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium? Chintoo : Ba Professor : & Sodium Chintoo : Na Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ??? Chintoo : BaNaNa . . .
Once Chintoo Ji was busy reading the prices of shares on TV, suddenly, his servant came and shouted: Sir your wife fell down. Chintoo Ji: Sell her immediately.
Mintoo Ek Ladki Ke Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya. Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole: Hamari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi Hai… Mintoo: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum Ek Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge..
Mintoo Customer: I need a ladies suit Chintoo Shopkeeper: wife ke liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?