‘Doctor, I beg of you, please

‘Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.’ Fat girl Doctor: ‘Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.’ Lady: ‘Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.’