Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho ‘Chacha Guzar Gaye’. Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho…… Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .