A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper

A Shaikh calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay? Np:Rs50per word. Shaikh: Oh yeto boht hi Zada hen…Acha likho ‘Shaikh Razaq died’ Np:Sir it should b minimum5words Shaikh:O’ho zara sochne do… . . Acha likho ‘Razaq died-Suzuki for sale’